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Lacie’s “Masterpost”

somanyspeciessolittletime:

So yea. These are all my babies. Talk to them all. 

Rylan Harkness :My first RP blog. My number one love. 

Captain Jack “FJ” Harkness: My fluffball. 

John Watson: MY HEDGEHOG!!

Semira: REALLY NEEDS LOVE

Peter Carlisle: My beautiful Vampire Detective Inspector. 

I’m on Jack most. But I love all of them so much they just need some love. 

whiteless:

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potatoesinthetardis:

blackpoolvampire:

potatoesinthetardis:

You, my friend, have a great point.

I’ll see if they’ll just refund me for Deadie.

Every thing I read suggested three at the minimum, but Climby and Munchie seem content together. Except for Climby shitting in the food. That aint cool, Climby.

Thank you. I try.

They better refund you for Deadie. Or they are gonna get shanked 46 times with a sharpened candy cane by this kid. 

Yea…food bowl is not for shitting Climby. Munchie is going hurt you in your sleep you keep that type of douchebaggery up.

Well he was only 4 dollars, but I could put that money in the “Hermies need a Heater” fund. I’m sure they’ll refund me or give me another one (hopefully alive) if worst comes to worst.

As far as I can tell they sleep side by side in the log. I’m sure I’ll wake up to a dead Climby someday and a victorious Munchie. I’ll never misunderestimate him. In fact I’m afraid of him. JK Munchie I love you don’t pinch me.

Also, how exactly do you sharpen a candy cane?

They need a heater. Hopefully they give you a live one otherwise. 

Yes..beware the power of Munchie. Climby…watch ur back bro. 

It’s a skill that is learned through many years, young grasshopper. 

The Reichenbach Fall.

vindictivevendetta:

blackpoolvampire:

*pets* It will be ok. I am here my precious. Just yea..breath…

do I get bonus points for recognizing the back of Moriarty’s head in that crowd of tourists before they even revealed that it was Moriarty? o3o

yes you do. you observe

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potatoesinthetardis:

blackpoolvampire:

potatoesinthetardis:

blackpoolvampire:

potatoesinthetardis:

blackpoolvampire:

potatoesinthetardis:

Do you now! Well, is he annoyed when Climby climbs on him and shoves him into the fresh water? Because Climby does that. Climby’s an assbutt.

I do. He says yes. He says

Imma shove your bitch ass in the water see how you like it. I am not a jungle gym. 

Yep. What he said. 

Wow, Munchie seems hardcore. I’m impressed!

Munchie is far more bad ass than credit is given for. 

You see, I’ve yet to see this. He seems to be a bit of a follower. Climby climbed up the box, and a few hours later, Munchie decides it’s a GREAT idea.

I’ve only had them for like 8 hours.

Munchie is trying to lure CLimby into a false sense of security. 

Let him think he’s just going with flow..harmless little hermit crab..

But next time he catches the little ass butt shitting in the food bowl… shit’s gonna get real. 

He was a cage fighter back in the day.

ACCURATE!

potatoesinthetardis:

blackpoolvampire:

potatoesinthetardis:

blackpoolvampire:

potatoesinthetardis:

Do you now! Well, is he annoyed when Climby climbs on him and shoves him into the fresh water? Because Climby does that. Climby’s an assbutt.

I do. He says yes. He says

Imma shove your bitch ass in the water see how you like it. I am not a jungle gym. 

Yep. What he said. 

Wow, Munchie seems hardcore. I’m impressed!

Munchie is far more bad ass than credit is given for. 

You see, I’ve yet to see this. He seems to be a bit of a follower. Climby climbed up the box, and a few hours later, Munchie decides it’s a GREAT idea.

I’ve only had them for like 8 hours.

Munchie is trying to lure CLimby into a false sense of security. 

Let him think he’s just going with flow..harmless little hermit crab..

But next time he catches the little ass butt shitting in the food bowl… shit’s gonna get real. 

He was a cage fighter back in the day.

The Reichenbach Fall.

vindictivevendetta:

blackpoolvampire:

vindictivevendetta:

Alright.

Enough waiting.

I’m going to watch it.

Right.

Fucking.

Now.

I’ve put it off for a very long time because I was afraid of making my depression worse.

No more waiting.

I’m doing it.

I’m about to click the play button.

OHMYGODIMMASITHEREANDHOLDYOUOTHEWHOLETIMEOK

o~o I’m a little sad already, seeing as how the episode starts off with a really really sad Watson, but I’m not too devastated yet. /Clings/

*pets* It will be ok. I am here my precious. Just yea..breath…

(Source: vagrantinvenice, via vagrantinvenice)

potatoesinthetardis:

You, my friend, have a great point.

I’ll see if they’ll just refund me for Deadie.

Every thing I read suggested three at the minimum, but Climby and Munchie seem content together. Except for Climby shitting in the food. That aint cool, Climby.

Thank you. I try.

They better refund you for Deadie. Or they are gonna get shanked 46 times with a sharpened candy cane by this kid. 

Yea…food bowl is not for shitting Climby. Munchie is going hurt you in your sleep you keep that type of douchebaggery up.

potatoesinthetardis:

blackpoolvampire:

potatoesinthetardis:

Do you now! Well, is he annoyed when Climby climbs on him and shoves him into the fresh water? Because Climby does that. Climby’s an assbutt.

I do. He says yes. He says

Imma shove your bitch ass in the water see how you like it. I am not a jungle gym. 

Yep. What he said. 

Wow, Munchie seems hardcore. I’m impressed!

Munchie is far more bad ass than credit is given for. 

The Reichenbach Fall.

vindictivevendetta:

Alright.

Enough waiting.

I’m going to watch it.

Right.

Fucking.

Now.

I’ve put it off for a very long time because I was afraid of making my depression worse.

No more waiting.

I’m doing it.

I’m about to click the play button.

OHMYGODIMMASITHEREANDHOLDYOUOTHEWHOLETIMEOK

(Source: vagrantinvenice)